It says ‘BHS’ but that doesn’t mean it’s a handout from the late, great ‘British Home Stores’. No, the letters stand for ‘Brow House Spirit’. More of that later.
What a delightful couple. All they need is a nice dog to look after, maybe they could call it Buzz.
Meanwhile, what books? They’ve written books?
Listen to MikeScantlebury – I don’t want to die in Tokyo on Official.fm
Blimery, I’ve been quiet recently. You might almost have believed I was dead. Well, no. Not me. Plenty of other people, though. Yes.
This is Woden’s Cave in Ordsall, Salford. It’s where hermits lived in the Middle Ages. Now that I am approaching middle age, I shall be retiring here tomorrow, after I have spoken to Alan Beswick on his Breakfast Show on BBC Radio Manchester at 8.45am and explained to him that my novel about electing a Mayor in Salford is finally finished and up on my website, http://www.Salford.me/
Election? Wot election? I’m just here to look for Mr Morrisey and The Smiths. (Somebody said I might see them, but I’m really miserable now.)
Here he is, the other Mike Scantlebury. This is the Mike Scantlebury that’s skilled in art and design. Ah, that means he isn’t the one who lives in Salford and writes books. (Who knows, he probably doesn’t even care that we’re electing a Mayor in Salford in May. He may not. After all, looks like few people round here do, either.)
Me and my yacht. According to Google – and why should they lie – this is me, Mike Scantlebury, sailing my yacht, in first place. Firstly, I never win anything. Second, I have never, ever raced a boat around the Phillipines. Well, someone has, and they’re called Mr Mike Scantlebury. How big a coincidence is that??
