It’s a fancy claim to say you ARE the ‘new Charles Dickens’, but luckily the newspapers just announced he’s been dead for a hundred years – and can’t protest.

Meanwhile, it’s not really possible to produce anything, let alone a book, for nothing. But hey, if you sponsor this project – even just a little bit – you get a free something or other. Prizes for all, and you know prize means –

Pay pennies, get treats