Okay, thank me.

I said, last year, that Salford would be happy to accept the Blue Peter garden, if the BBC wanted to move it up from London. We’d weed the grass and mow the flowers, polish the statues and ring around the roses.

Well, when it came down to it, they had to go and choose someone more famous to launch the bees and buzzes. It’s – um, what’s her name again?

Princess Anne visits Blue Peter garden