This is where you’ll find me, on sunny days like 2day. I’ll be kicking back, slinging my shoes, taking the weight off my pumpkins and trying to put the files back that got stolen from me by a greedy domain pirate – at a place that used to be called MikeScantlebury.com (but which doesn’t exist any more!)
SALFORD – My version
It's a yellow tram, like in Salford, but NOT in Salford. Where are you now, Mike?
SALFORD - My version 